Gloria: No. I can’t live without you.
Dandy: Okay. (shoots her)
I wasn’t a fan of this episode. Or the last. Or maybe even the whole season. I’m not sure. But what I know is I didn’t care much for this episode, and that this season has a lot of wasted potential. I mean when I looked at the credits and saw Danny Huston and Gabourey Sidibe were back, I was so excited then this episode just…happened. It was a mess, I feel like the season might go down as my least favorite if they don’t speed up soon.
Okay, so in my time of reflection I realized Finn Wittorock is actually really fucking awesome. I feel like I was taking his performance too seriously at first, but now I’ve seen the light. Having said that his storyline isn’t really going anywhere. Like he still hasn’t really tied himself into the “Freak Show” enough. While I’m sad to see Gloria go(Frances Conroy deserves a much better role next season, I mean don’t get me wrong she was great this year, it’s just her character wasn’t), that death scene was fucking brilliant and probably one of the few bright spots in the episode. Gabourey Sidibe’s character better have a purpose, I mean I love Gabby, but I feel like this might just be another one of those “LOOK WHO’S ON THE SHOW? BAM DEY DEAD!” moments or worse…a Patti Lupone, where she ends up having no purpose and is just there to look pretty.
The Angela Basset and the Freak Women thing was so fucking campy. Like I really wondered if the dialogue was a joke or not. So bad, yet so good. Seriously Angela Basset, Kathy Bates, and Frances Conroy are gonna run this bitch next year without Lange. Speaking of, Ethel’s death was too soon, and not necessary at all. Though, this “American Horror Story” we’ll probably get a couple flashbacks of bearded Kathy Bates in all her greatness. Jessica Lange brought the camp, and it was great, even though that dialogue was also really awful. Also why did no one assume that Strong Man doucheface Michael Chiklis might have had something to do with Ma Petite’s death after what he did to Amazon Eve?
Also mega props to Denis O’Hare, he is killing it this year. His character is great, Emma Robert’s on the other hand… It’s a shame, really. I know people give her a lot of shit, but I loved Madison last year and she and Myrtle were my two favorite parts of “Coven” so I’ve been really excited to see what Emma Robert’s would get to do this season. Well, the answer to that is still up in the air. The character has done nothing. Plus what the fuck was with her suddenly being the voice of reason? I’m hoping she get’s a psycho character next season, I love Emma Roberts, and I really wish she had more to do.
Overall, there was some great acting, and some unintentionally funny moments, but overall this episode was pretty shitty. It’s not even fun to hate watch. I really hope they step it up. Also Danny Huston is back, or was, hopefully they do something with that. Next week, Lilly Rabe as Sister Mary Eunice and Briarcliff return so YAY for that! I miss season two, and I’m really pumped to see Briarcliff even if for five minutes or whatever amount of time it’ll be. That said Pepper hasn’t really done anything this season, so it feel weird we’d just through her off the island in one episode and give her focus just to let her go.
GRADE: C 75%